One part unofficial tumblr for one of the best shows on television, two parts AWESOME.
Only the sweet need follow.
Shawn: The answer is simple. My least favorite is the black jellybean. And I’m not just saying that because it’s black. Believe me. Some of my best friends are black jellybeans. But if I wanted to be eating licorice, why would i reach for a jellybean? You feel me? I suspect you do. And here’s a free golden nugget. I also vow to protect our fine city from invaders to the north and the west. And I will only use the fundamentals of traditional Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Boom! Follow through. Boom! Rain dance. That’s from Along Came Polly.
Shawn: If I was a mobster, I think my mobster name would be Frankie Friction.
Gus: That sounds like a porn name.
Shawn: No, Chubbie Pumpaloaf sounds like a porn name.
Rachael: He’s grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.
Shawn: [laughs] Like they have souls.
Gus: You need to stop. We’re in way over our heads. We have redefined the words “over our heads.”
Shawn: [recording into phone] Over Our Heads. Great title for a movie about two short guys who pretend to be one tall guy in order to get a basketball scholarship.
Shawn: “I need something bigger, man. Maybe something semi-automatic. Something I can shoot a caribou with. That’s my dream. Not for sport. Just for their general superior attitude. I wouldn’t kill one, no sir. Just teach those cocky bastards a little humility by grazing it in its horn.”
Psych: Dual Spires
A few of the many references to Twin Peaks
These are great.